Hello, My name is Roderick Fentworth, I’m from the inactive accounts department at United Electric. We noticed this space hasn’t been updated in a while and wondered if you might consider selling it?
We couldn’t offer much, as the audience for inactive accounts is pretty low, but what about three cents, in USD? Abandoned blogs have some value, and that’s about the top amount we can pay.
Please consider the “Carbon Footprint” of maintaining these dead pixels, versus selling it to people who will actually use it.
May we inquire WHY this account is no longer used? Does it no longer serve your porpoises?
What’s the reason ?
why?
update this shit
Hello, My name is Roderick Fentworth, I’m from the inactive accounts department at United Electric. We noticed this space hasn’t been updated in a while and wondered if you might consider selling it?
We couldn’t offer much, as the audience for inactive accounts is pretty low, but what about three cents, in USD? Abandoned blogs have some value, and that’s about the top amount we can pay.
Please consider the “Carbon Footprint” of maintaining these dead pixels, versus selling it to people who will actually use it.
May we inquire WHY this account is no longer used? Does it no longer serve your porpoises?
Roderick Fentworth
Roderick,
You thieving, lying bastard!
You think you’re going to rip this girl off, and steal her precious blog on the cheap?
Ever since you left InactiveBlogMonitors, you’ve been engaged in slimey, sleazy dealings.
This dead blog is worth at least USD .07, and don’t let him lowball you into thinking differently.
I regret the one night stand Roderick and I had, and the fact that I’m carrying his lovechild, makes me ill in my womb.
Best,
Jen Jones
Vice President of Affairs
InactiveBlogMonitors